Just your classic tale of corporate loyalty and mild existential doom. Whether the sky is on fire or your inbox is, you're still clocking in like a champ. This tee is for anyone who's ever typed "per my last email" while society quietly unravels in the background.

Perfect for remote workers, burnt-out office heroes, or anyone keeping it together with caffeine and sheer spite.

This tee is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!